The list of fictional companies, that is. Scrooge McDuck might have topped the chart — he does swim in a giant bank vault filled with gold coins, after all — but the nefarious Umbrella group placed smack dab in the middle of the list, beating out an alcoholic superhero, shotgun-toting rednecks and those sneaky red Lectroids. And those dudes are Evil PURE AND SIMPLE by way of the Eighth Dimension! Personally, I’m confident that after next year’s fiscal report that Umbrella will be able to move up a few spots and at least displace Hank Scorpio’s Globex or that jerk Wayne. Full list after the break!

Make sure you read the full article, as it’s pretty darn funny. Pop quiz, hotshot: how many of these companies did you recognize without having to cheat and Google?

1. CHOAM
2. Acme Corp.
3. Sirius Cybernetics Corp.
4. MomCorp
5. Rich Industries
6. Soylent Corp.
7. The Very Big Corp. of America
8. Frobozz Magic Co.
9. Warbucks Industries
10. Tyrell Corp.
11. Wayne Enterprises
12. Virtucon
13. Globex
14. Umbrella Corp.
15. Wonka Industries
16. Stark Industries
17. Clampett Oil
18. Oceanic Airlines
19. Yoyodyne Propulsion
20. Cyberdyne Systems Corp.
21. d’Anconia Copper
22. Gringotts
23. Oscorp
24. Nakatomi Trading Corp.
25. Spacely Space Sprockets

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